Planes, Trains & Automobiles has 19 fucks submitted by 'scoot'
18 Steve Martin
Steve: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyata, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four Fucking wheels and a seat!
Edie: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Steve: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there! And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right fucking now!
Edie: May I see your rental agreement?
Steve: I threw it away.
Edie: Oh, boy.
Steve: Oh, boy what?"
Edie: You're fucked.