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Season 1 Ep 1: You Can't Miss The Bear - 10
3 Mary Louise Parker
1 Romany Malco
1 Tonye Patano
1 Indigo
1 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Hunter Parrish
1 Alexander Gould
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Season 1 Ep 2: Free Goat - 13
1 Mary Louise Parker
2 Kevin Nealon
4 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Hunter Parrish
1 Romany Malco
1 Tonye Patano
1 Renee Victor
1 Page Kennedy
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Season 1 Ep 3: Good Shit Lollipop - 14
2 Mary Louise Parker
1 Elizabeth Perkins
3 Andy Milder
3 Kevin Nealon
2 Tonye Patano
1 Hunter Parrish
2 Romany Malco
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Season 1 Ep 4: Fashion Of The Christ - 11
1 Justin Kirk
3 Mary Louise Parker
3 Kevin Nealon
1 Romany Malco
1 Tonye Patano
2 Hunter Parrish
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Season 1 Ep 5: Lude Awakening - 12
4 Mary Louise Parker
2 Justin Kirk
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Alexander Gould
1 Tonye Patano
Misc 3
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Season 1 Ep 6: Dead In The Nethers - 5
1 Kevin Nealon
2 Justin Kirk
1 Shoshannah Stern
1 Renee Victor
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Season 1 Ep 7: Higher Education - 8
6 Mary Louise Parker
1 Tonye Patano
1 Forrest Landis
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Season 1 Ep 8: The Punishment Light - 20
9 Mary Louise Parker
1 Alexander Gould
2 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Renee Victor
1 Justin Kirk
3 Andy Milder
3 Vincent Laresca
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Season 1 Ep 9: The Punishment Lighter - 20
9 Mary Louise Parker
1 Justin Kirk
1 Alexander Gould
2 Hunter Parrish
1 Romany Malco
1 Maulik Pancholy
2 Todd Stashwick
2 Matt Nolan
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Season 1 Ep 10: The Godmother - 18
2 Mary Louise Parker
4 Justin Kirk
6 Tonye Patano
2 Romany Malco
1 Kevin Nealon
2 Indigo
2 Hunter Parrish
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Season 2 Ep 1: Corn Snake - 10
3 Mary Louise Parker
1 Justin Kirk
3 Romany Malco
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Andy Milder
1 Allie Grant
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Season 2 Ep 2: Cooking With Jesus - 17
1 Mary Louise Parker
6 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Chris Williams
2 Kevin Nealon
2 Tonye Patano
1 Indigo
1 Justin Kirk
1 Romany Malco
2 Page Kennedy
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Season 2 Ep 3: Last Tango In Agrestic - 15
1 Mary Louise Parker
2 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Justin Kirk
2 Tonye Patano
2 Hunter Parrish
2 Indigo
1 Kevin Nealon
2 Romany Malco
1 Andy Milder
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Season 2 Ep 4: A.K.A. The Plant - 17
1 Mary Louise Parker
2 Elizabeth Perkins
5 Andy Milder
1 Kevin Nealon
3 Romany Malco
1 Justin Kirk
2 Tonye Patano
1 Meital Dohan
1 Franc Ross
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Season 2 Ep 5: Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood - 21
4 Mary Louise Parker
8 Romany Malco
2 Hunter Parrish
1 Becky Thyre
2 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Justin Kirk
2 Bruce Thomas
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Season 2 Ep 6: Crush Girl Love Panic - 17
10 Romany Malco
1 Justin Kirk
5 Indigo
1 Elizabeth Perkins
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Season 2 Ep 7: Must Find Toes - 21
1 Mary Louise Parker
3 Romany Malco
1 Maulik Pancholy
1 Alexander Gould
1 Hunter Parrish
8 Kevin Nealon
4 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Justin Kirk
1 Andy Milder
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Season 2 Ep 8: MILF Money - 13
1 Elizabeth Perkins
4 Snoop Dogg
2 Romany Malco
3 Tonye Patano
1 Page Kennedy
1 Hunter Parrish
Misc 1
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Season 2 Ep 9: Bash - 16
1 Mary Louise Parker
4 Martin Donovan
3 Kevin Nealon
1 David Goldman
3 Elizabeth Perkins
3 Hunter Parrish
1 Renee Victor
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Season 2 Ep 10: Mile Deep & A Foot Wide - 6
1 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Tonye Patano
1 Justin Kirk
1 Zooey Deschanel
1 Hunter Parrish
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Season 2 Ep 11: Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes - 37
3 Mary Louise Parker
7 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Kevin Nealon
2 Justin Kirk
1 Hunter Parrish
5 Romany Malco
3 Martin Donovan
2 Tonye Patano
6 Fatso-Fasano
6 Page Kennedy
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Season 2 Ep 12: Pittsburgh - 37
3 Mary Louise Parker
3 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Alexander Gould
1 Tonye Patano
1 Renee Victor
2 Allie Grant
1 David Doty
1 Zooey Deschanel
5 Andy Milder
1 Hunter Parrish
3 Romany Malco
2 Martin Donovan
9 Page Kennedy
3 Bret Ernst
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Season 3 Ep 1: Doing The Backstroke - 31
3 Elizabeth Perkins
3 Robert Muke
4 Fatso-Fasano
4 Kevin Nealon
6 Andy Milder
5 Page Kennedy
4 Bret Ernst
Misc 2
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Season 3 Ep 2: A Pool And His Money - 29
6 Mary Louise Parker
1 Elizabeth Perkins
10 Page Kennedy
3 Fatso-Fasano
1 Julanne Chidi Hill
3 Romany Malco
4 Tonye Patano
1 Indigo
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Season 3 Ep 3: The Brick Dance - 20
4 Mary Louise Parker
1 Kevin Nealon
1 Romany Malco
7 Page Kennedy
1 Carrie Fisher
Misc 6
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Season 3 Ep 4: Shit Highway - 21
8 Page Kennedy
5 Justin Kirk
5 Justin Huen
1 Matthew Modine
Misc 2
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Season 3 Ep 5: Bill Sussman - 22
1 Mary Louise Parker
2 Justin Kirk
8 Page Kennedy
1 Fatso-Fasano
1 Kevin Nealon
1 Romany Malco
4 Steve Tom
Misc 4
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Season 3 Ep 6: Grasshopper - 18
1 Mary Louise Parker
1 Matthew Modine
3 Elizabeth Perkins
5 Page Kennedy
2 Hunter Parrish
3 Tonye Patano
1 Kevin Nealon
1 Fatso-Fasano
Misc 1
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Season 3 Ep 7: He Taught Me How To Drive-by - 16
1 Mary Louise Parker
2 Julanne Chidi Hill
3 Fatso-Fasano
1 Hunter Parrish
1 Romany Malco
1 Andy Milder
3 Guillermo Diaz
2 Scott Klace
2 Jessica Jaymes
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Season 3 Ep 8: The Two Mrs. Scottsons - 14
1 Tonye Patano
3 Jack Stehlin
1 Scott Klace
2 Michelle Shore
6 Brooke Smith
1 Matthew Modine
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Season 3 Ep 9: Release The Hounds - 13
1 Mary Louise Parker
4 Brooke Smith
1 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Matthew Modine
2 Kevin Nealon
2 Romany Malco
1 Justin Kirk
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Season 3 Ep 10: Roy Till Called - 18
4 Mary Louise Parker
3 Romany Malco
7 Brooke Smith
2 Kevin Nealon
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Matthew Modine
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Season 3 Ep 11: Cankles - 12
2 Justin Kirk
1 Matthew Modine
1 Romany Malco
2 Brooke Smith
3 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Kevin Nealon
2 Indigo
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Season 3 Ep 12: The Dark Time - 19
1 Mary Louise Parker
4 Elizabeth Perkins
4 Kevin Nealon
1 Tonye Patano
4 Romany Malco
2 Justin Kirk
1 Fatso-Fasano
2 Matthew Modine
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Season 3 Ep 13: Risk - 17
2 Mary Louise Parker
4 Tonye Patano
3 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Rodney Rowland
6 Romany Malco
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Season 3 Ep 14: Protection - 8
2 Mary Louise Parker
1 Hunter Parrish
1 Kevin Nealon
2 Guillermo Diaz
1 Romany Malco
1 Tonye Patano
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Season 3 Ep 15: Go - 9
1 Mary Louise Parker
1 Hunter Parrish
2 Elizabeth Perkins
3 Tonye Patano
1 Indigo
1 Jack Stehlin
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Season 4 Ep 1: Mother Thinks The Birds Are After Her - 6
4 Mary Louise Parker
1 Guillermo Diaz
1 Albert Brooks
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Season 4 Ep 2: Lady's A Charm - 27
19 Mary Louise Parker
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Lisa Arch
2 Guillermo Diaz
1 Justin Kirk
1 Alexander Gould
1 Albert Brooks
Misc 1
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Season 4 Ep 3: The Whole Blah Damn Thing - 12
2 Mary Louise Parker
1 Jack Stehlin
3 Elizabeth Perkins
4 Albert Brooks
1 Justin Kirk
Misc 1
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Season 4 Ep 4: The Three Coolers - 19
4 Mary Louise Parker
5 Albert Brooks
1 Kevin Nealon
2 Guillermo Diaz
4 Justin Kirk
3 Hunter Parrish
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Season 4 Ep 5: No Man Is Pudding - 16
8 Mary Louise Parker
2 Kevin Nealon
2 Guillermo Diaz
2 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Jack Stehlin
Misc 1
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Season 4 Ep 6: Excellent Treasures - 10
4 Elizabeth Perkins
3 Kevin Nealon
1 Guillermo Diaz
1 Alexander Gould
1 Allie Grant
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Season 4 Ep 7: Yes I Can - 13
5 Mary Louise Parker
1 Justin Kirk
1 Fatso-Fasano
1 Julanne Chidi Hill
2 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Kevin Nealon
1 Julie Bowen
1 Andrew Rothenberg
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Season 4 Ep 8: I Am The Table - 6
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Julie Bowen
1 Hemky Madera
1 Kevin Nealon
1 Lee Majors
1 Alexander Gould
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Season 4 Ep 9: Little Boats - 11
6 Mary Louise Parker
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Justin Kirk
1 Demian Bichir
Misc 2
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Season 4 Ep 10: The Love Circle Overlap - 13
1 Mary Louise Parker
5 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Julanne Chidi Hill
1 Hemky Madera
2 Hunter Parrish
1 Andy Milder
1 Kevin Nealon
1 Lee Majors
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Season 4 Ep 11: Head Cheese - 18
4 Mary Louise Parker
3 Guillermo Diaz
6 Bob Odenkirk
1 Justin Kirk
1 John Lafayette
3 Tina Ivlev
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Season 4 Ep 12: Till We Meet Again - 11
1 Mary Louise Parker
2 Hunter Parrish
3 Justin Kirk
1 Tina Ivlev
1 Jillian Rose Reed
1 Allie Grant
1 Andy Milder
1 Jack Stehlin
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Season 4 Ep 13: If You Work For A Living... - 17
1 Elizabeth Perkins
5 Jack Stehlin
5 Kevin Nealon
1 Hunter Parrish
2 Haley Hudson
3 John Mese
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Season 5 Ep 1: Wonderful Wonderful - 11
1 Elizabeth Perkins
4 Alexander Gould
4 Haley Hudson
1 Hunter Parrish
1 Jack Stehlin
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Season 5 Ep 2: Machetes Up Top - 11
1 Mary Louise Parker
5 Justin Kirk
1 Kevin Nealon
2 Kevin Alejandro
1 Jennifer Jason Leigh
Misc 1
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Season 5 Ep 3: Su-Su-Sucio - 14
5 Mary Louise Parker
1 Hunter Parrish
5 Jennifer Jason Leigh
2 Justin Kirk
1 Elizabeth Perkins
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Season 5 Ep 4: Super Lucky Happy - 12
6 Mary Louise Parker
1 Alexander Gould
1 Jack Stehlin
2 Takayo Fischer
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Hemky Madera
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Season 5 Ep 5: Van Nuys - 17
2 Mary Louise Parker
1 Hunter Parrish
5 Kevin Nealon
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Alexander Gould
5 Todd Robert Anderson
1 Stephanie Erb
1 Justin Kirk
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Season 5 Ep 6: A Modest Proposal - 15
1 Mary Louise Parker
2 Hemky Madera
3 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Justin Kirk
4 Kevin Nealon
2 Hunter Parrish
1 Guillermo Diaz
Misc 1
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Season 5 Ep 7: Where The Sidewalk Ends - 18
3 Mary Louise Parker
1 Hunter Parrish
2 Alexander Gould
2 Elizabeth Perkins
3 Justin Kirk
2 Kevin Nealon
2 Byron McIntyre
1 Andy Milder
2 Jonathan Blitt
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Season 5 Ep 8: A Distinctive Horn - 14
3 Mary Louise Parker
1 Hunter Parrish
6 Andy Milder
2 Justin Kirk
2 Elizabeth Perkins
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Season 5 Ep 9: Suck 'n' Spit - 15
8 Mary Louise Parker
4 Justin Kirk
1 Kevin Nealon
1 Jamie Denbo
1 Alexander Gould
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Season 5 Ep 10: Perro Inasno - 18
4 Mary Louise Parker
4 Alexander Gould
2 Hunter Parrish
2 Justin Kirk
1 Alanie Morissette
1 Andy Milder
3 Guillermo Diaz
1 Ariela Barer
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Season 5 Ep 11: Ducks & Tigers - 16
3 Mary Louise Parker
1 Alexander Gould
1 Elizabeth Perkins
5 Kevin Nealon
2 Guillermo Diaz
2 Alanie Morissette
1 Justin Kirk
1 Andy Milder
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Season 5 Ep 12: Glue - 19
5 Mary Louise Parker
3 Alexander Gould
5 Justin Kirk
1 Allie Grant
1 Elizabeth Perkins
1 Hemky Madera
2 Hunter Parrish
1 Daniel Escobar
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Season 5 Ep 13: All About My Mom - 14
3 Mary Louise Parker
2 Elizabeth Perkins
2 Kevin Nealon
2 Alexander Gould
1 Hunter Parrish
2 Seychelle Gabriel
2 Justin Kirk